I believe marinating the beagle in beer is wonderful tenderizer . .

…add 1 teaspoon of the rice over the meat mixture and roll into a ball. Roll the ball into the remaining eggs and then roll that into the bread crumbs.

…add 1 teaspoon of the rice over the meat mixture and roll into a ball. Roll the ball into the remaining eggs and then roll that into the bread crumbs.

Garnish with curiosity and leaves

Garnish with curiosity and leaves

Food with freezer burn is safe to eat, but will likely have off-flavors.

Food with freezer burn is safe to eat, but will likely have off-flavors.

Shake the hand that feeds you. 

Shake the hand that feeds you. 

How To Eat A Beagle turned 3 today!  Here’s a puppy pic.

New trick to teach your beagle for when you want a refund: “Dig out receipt from trash and go return yourself!”

New trick to teach your beagle for when you want a refund: “Dig out receipt from trash and go return yourself!”

If it has four legs and it’s not a table, eat it.  
– Cantonese saying.

If it has four legs and it’s not a table, eat it.  

– Cantonese saying.

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cedulie asked: Where are you from, I had a beagle for the longest time she was my best friend, but, 1 year ago she died:( Enjoy your beagle while you have it, you never relies how much you have until it's gone. But when you're ready to get a new one I advise a Ben, you can find him in my living room, he rarely moves...

Sorry for your loss.  They are definitely our best friends.  I’ll give him an extra ear nibble or two today.  As for the Ben - is he house-trained?  

Food Prep Instructions (Beagle)
1. Open Hand
2. Place Fingers
3. Move back and forth
Active Time: 30 seconds - however long you want!

Food Prep Instructions (Beagle)

1. Open Hand

2. Place Fingers

3. Move back and forth

Active Time: 30 seconds - however long you want!

Just another happy eater.  Send me your beagle-eating pictures.

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Anonymous asked: Do you have any suggestions related to the tenderizing of the beagle? Pardon the pun, but I'm having a "tough" time.

Dogs communicate with their owners through posturing and facial expressions.  Sounds like yours is stressed, in turn, stressing you out.  Do not eat whale eyes.   Wait for that round puppy face.  Then eat.  See: Doggie Language (starring Boogie the Boston Terrier), Lili Chin

Passer-by: “How much is that doggie in the window? I’ll give you twenty five dollars for three kilograms.”Me: “Hell no - he’s not for sale! Get off of my yard!”

Passer-by: “How much is that doggie in the window? I’ll give you twenty five dollars for three kilograms.”

Me: “Hell no - he’s not for sale! Get off of my yard!”

Choose a reheating method that works for you and your beagle.  

Choose a reheating method that works for you and your beagle.